Do you ever use pick up lines? Do you have a set script you use pick up a gal? I have a set number of lines I’ve been using lately all with no luck, surprisingly: “I manage a porn site,” and “My gonorrhea isn’t exactly contagious at this exact moment,” and “Here just gulp down this drink I bought you, come on…just drink it already, come on just one sip that’s all it takes for the sleeping pills to work…I mean…uhhh...JUST FUCKING DRINK IT, BITCH” have all been failing me when I go out to hunt on a pussy safari.

Check out this great video where a brave man tries out 100 of the worst pick up lines, one after another, on every woman he meets. Surprising hilarity, and not murder, ensues.
 



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