Here are three valuable lessons I learned this weekend:

1. Trying to carry a roofied girl out of a busy club while her friends are chasing after you screaming for help will always look suspicious.

2. Offering to strap-on fuck a girl who already has a boyfriend like you’re a couple of lesbians just playing around, even if you promise to keep your pants on, will only work 5% of the time.

3. Telling a girl she is the only person in the room who got prettier when the lights in the club went on, while everyone else got sweaty and gross, will get you laid, especially if the girl you are telling that to is fucking ugly.

Here’s AJ Suller looking hot and making moves for some low-level photoshoot. I dig it.
 



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