My new pick-up line is hitting up karaoke bars and trying to convince girls to sing love songs into the microphone that is my penis. So far, it’s gotten a zero percent success rate.

My other pick-up line is trying to tell people that their Facebook and mobile phones are tracked by the corporations who own them, as well as the government, so people have already listened their dirty talk, read their sexts, and seen their nudes…so they might as well just drop their pants or lift their skirts and show me their assholes right then and there, because everyone’s already seen it, as there is no privacy. So far, it’s gotten a zero percent success rate as well.
 



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