Aubrey Miles is a fucking dream. I know I am supposed to be disgusted by old ladies, but this one…this one’s special…and not even because I used to jerk off to her in college, when she was still single and not a mom…but because I crossed paths with her once, and her “it” factor, the same “it” factor that made her a celebrity in the first place, pretty much melted my soul.

I guess some people just have an energy, or what it takes to win people over, and some people, like this Aubrey Miles character, know how to make love with their eyes, and pretty much ruin anything within a ten-block radius.

Seriously, after the day I crossed paths with her, I’ve never been the same. No girl has been close to this greatness, and all the bitches I’ve fucked, despite having no standards, were that much more unappealing.

I am a fan of this shoot for FHM…and more importantly, I am a fan of ejaculating on printouts of it…because that’s as close as I’ll get to this loveliness.
 



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