Auralou Centeno is the worst. I have a love-hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird, since I have never met her and will never meet her, and really, I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen…which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there.

The reason I hate her is because I know her game…posing half-naked for FHM like all the other low-level whores…the half-naked model who fucks her way to the top and is totally irritating about it…playing the game, hustling and making money, even though she doesn’t matter…making me angry every time I see her smile and get attention…but then she lures me back in with her tits…because her tits…are some kind of wonderful…
 



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