Jeez, it took you guys long enough to make this. Then again, I’m still waiting for a goddamn Batarang that actually works.

Say, yon hairstyles look Super. Perhaps I’ll Goku the local mall and get myself one. When it comes to pricing these for the international market, I hope they Piccolo number. But I don’t want to be a Giant Monkey Baby about the whole thing, so I’ll just Gohan expect to pay whatever’s required…
 
 
When all hope is lost, turn to Saint Jareth and he’s sure to answer your prayers. This prayer candle features David Bowie as The Goblin King from the movie “Labyrinth” as a saint. I’m thinking he’s the patron saint of Big 80’s Hair, but that’s just a guess. There are also candles with Princess Leia, Darth Vader and even Edgar Allan Poe.