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So Christina Aguilera is trying on some high concept music…you know, the kind of shit that reaches a whole new crowd, that huge and loyal Hispanic market who historically have no taste.

So she’s singing with some dude named Alejandro Fernandez, in what may be a great love song that the passionate Hispanics appreciate because it reminds them of some shitty soap opera.

He is clearly a hero in his country because his video has millions of views and has only been up for a few days…views Aguilera wants for herself now that America has turned their back on her due to her obesity…not that obesity stops much in America…I mean, look at Kate Upton.

The fun starts 2 minutes in when she’s in a bra and a high-waist skirt to hide her broken-down “mom who likes to eat cake, so much cake” stomach…
This is what I think about Christina Aguilera in a bra: shit’s like getting electrocuted crossing the street when you’re just minding your own business because God is clearly against you…only with more cleavage.
 



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