When I was out last night, I met a girl who was on crutches and I noticed all the dudes were hitting on her. I walked up to her and started chatting her up because I knew she wouldn’t be able to run away and she got to telling me that she’s been getting more male attention than ever because of the crutches and how she would still use them even when she heals as a tool to get a husband. 

I told her that dudes are like animals and when they see an injured bitch—they try to get up in her because they know she can’t run away and that kind of preying is exciting. So I decided to steal her crutches from her and hide them so that she really couldn’t move. By the end of the night, I saw her making out with two dudes while another one fondled her tits and I felt like I make magic. I forgot to tell her where I hid them, so I figure those guys took care of her. I just hope they didn’t leave her borderline lifeless body in a ditch.

The Nerdy Perv is bumping tonight, you can find everything you need here, maybe not two dudes to make out with while they fondle your tits and gang rape you, leaving your crippled body in a ditch, but it’s the Internet and you can pretend. Enjoy.
 



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