Here’s Elle Macpherson arriving at the Miami Beach Convention Center, and the only thing that’s really important here is that she is 49-years-old. What’s the big deal? A lot of women are 49-years-old, right? Sure, but if you picked several 49-year-old women at random from a shopping mall and asked them to stand right next to Elle, they’d look at least 70 if they didn’t suddenly drop dead on the spot. I’m not saying that Elle Macpherson is a witch or routinely bathes in the blood of babies, but her looking the same now as she did 10 years ago is supernatural and needs to be investigated by the Pope.
 



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