Little known fact: I write poetry for Emily Ratajkowski every night before I go to bed. I keep the poems in a little box that I will one day present to her…to show her my life with her, before we knew each other…and how she inspired me to be a better man and to begin my quest of following my heart to be with her until the end of time…because she writes poetry for me too, in the form of hot titties…hot titties that are taking the fuck over GQ today…hot titties that are going to take over the entire world tomorrow.
 



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