You know when you get to that point of drunk where you are willing to fuck anything…and you end up pulling a 1…but that 1 has no redeeming qualities like a good personality or good tits to make her a 2 or 3…but rather she is half-retarded and not in a “cute needs to wear a helmet” way, but like “retard you want to punch some kind of brain into, she’s not funny but still feels compelled to make jokes, really bad jokes that make you want to rip her throat out” way…and is just all around the fucking worst, turning that 1 into a negative number.

Yeah, well I hate when that happens.
 



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