If I had to construct the most embarrassing scenario for myself, it would probably involve getting my penis stuck in a sex toy and having to go to the emergency room to get it removed. 

Being carted around with a plastic who-knows-what stuck on my wiener while doctors and technicians poke it and ask questions. That’s a worst-case scenario.

Sadly this is exactly what happened to a German man vacationing in Ibiza.

He walked into the emergency room with a sex toy stuck on his dick, and after doctors failed to yank it off, they called the fire department for assistance. After heartily laughing the entire way over while shouting “get out of the way, some asshole got his dick stuck in a plastic vagina” over the loud speaker on their truck, they used a saw to cut the contraption and free the man’s penis.

Adding more embarrassment for the man, it took a team of firemen two hours and a couple of battery swaps to complete the procedure because his penis had become extremely swollen from the whole ordeal, which made things complicated. After it was all said and done, there was so much swelling and stress that the man was kept overnight for observation and snickering at.
 



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