Who do you call when you have a crush on your boss? A ghostbuster, obviously. Because if you can’t attract him with your womanly wiles, you’ve obviously got ghosts in your vagina that are keeping the two of you from falling in love and making sweet sexy time.

Huang Jianjun of the Guangdong Province was arrested earlier this month when a woman called the police after having sex with Huang during the course of an exorcism.

The woman called upon the services of Huang because she had heard that he could help in matters of the heart. After meeting Huang at a hotel room and forking over $3,279, she was told to take off her clothes and lie down on the bed so Huang could examine her.

Upon inspection it was determined that a bunch of ghosts had taken up residence in the woman’s vagina and that they were the reason she wasn’t able to attract the loving attention of her boss.

Obviously, the only way to get rid of the ghosts was with Huang’s penis. You see, he had to get up in there to catch the little critters, and his penis clearly being the only appropriate tool for the job. It’s not like Huang wanted to do it; he told police he sacrificed his virginity for the exorcism.

What I want to know is at what point did she figure out there was something fishy about the whole thing and decided to call the cops. From what I can see, Huang didn’t assault the woman. He was arrested for swindling her out of money and, err, I guess, lying to get laid.

The guy is clearly a scumbag, or severely delusional if he buys his own story, but the woman bought it too, so what made her change her mind? Did she tell a friend about what happened and they clued her into the whole “girl who’ve just been fucked over” phenomena? Was it her boss’ continued disinterest that made her realize she had been swindled?

Inquiring minds want to know, so we can avoid the same pitfalls when The Nerdy Perv starts its own ghostbusting operation.
 



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