Despite being a German freak who probably likes being shit on, with an army of kids from various fathers, one of whom was rumored to have a penis the size of a wine bottle…and despite being in her 40s or 50s or God knows how old but old enough to have been around for almost as long as I can remember, and more importantly, being amazing to look at for as long as I can remember…in a “I bet she was bred in a German human testing facility back in World War II, because there is no way this bitch is real, human, or possible,” I appreciate the fact that she’s still got it, this time for Instagram where not only does she show us the scientific art that is her body, but also, the art that she’s made on her body, because she’s silly like that…a perfect level of silly that I think requires more nipple, but I’ll take what I can get.

Either way, this is some feel good shit. Smiles for everyone!
 



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