For a model who would walk around day after day totally naked…this “wind blowing up her skirt and not showing the world her bare ass” is a fucking fail. I sit outside the local Starbucks and see this shit happen to girls of all ages and they are never quite as lucky…and they aren’t into showing their naked asses to the world because they are so open-minded, free-spirited, hippie models who everyone has already seen naked…yet for some reason, their fails are wins, and this Kate Moss character’s fails are just fails…and I’m not even making reference to her battered, well-traveled vagina that I would like to lick like it was one of those jungle toads to see if I get high from all the remnants of her psychedelics and rock star AIDS.

Either way, fail or not, I’m a fan.
 



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