Kelly Brook has always been a good-looking girl. I wouldn’t try to slam her for that. Her face is that of a classic beauty and her natural titties are a gift from the heavens…you know, just naturally so decadent to look at…you know, the reason we even know she exists…but the problem with her, other than the fact that she’s 100 years old now and riding the tail end of her career, is that even when Photoshopped for these Glamour Model shots, she looks like some doughy weirdness that luckily I can still appreciate…because they are high in estrogen and seemingly fertile enough to get knocked up again before having a staged miscarriage to extend her career…you know, she looks womanly and shit…but it’s walking that fine line of sloppy, a place no one really likes to be, especially not a titty model…except maybe Kate Upton, but that’s just because she’s won the lottery and sold her soul to the devil and has fans so loyal she can’t fucking lose.
 



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