I am a firm believer that Lindsay Lohan will win an Academy Award after all is said and done. I am a firm believer that she will be making a comeback. I am a firm believer that a star as bright as her can’t ever be turned off. I am also a firm believer that Lohan and I are connected at the soul. I am also a firm believer that aliens live among us, that AIDS is a myth, that the smell of cheese between a fat chick’s legs is edible and not unhealthy…and so many other irrational, even crazy things. I am also totally inconsistent, but I will say this: Lohan is in a bra in the trailer and I like it…because her breasts are the most important thing to have happened in the 21st century…and that is one thing I know for sure…even if I don’t know much…but I know I love her, and that may be all I need to know.
 



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