In the last couple of weeks, I have had two people come out of the woodwork from my past…you know, people who I barely knew but had some funny exchanges with…and who I barely remembered having those exchanges with…in some “time to come clean and let go of the past and forgive” shit.

So it turns out, that I am a mean-spirited asshole, and to make things worse I don’t remember being a mean-spirited asshole, because when these people break down how much of an asshole I am with stories of me being an asshole, I laugh and say to myself “I am amazing.”

So yesterday I found out that in 2009, in front of a group of people, I made fun of a girl’s face and followed her to two bars, trying to take pics of her vagina, and that’s why she deleted me on Facebook. I mean, as far as I’m concerned, that’s more of a reason to invite me to all their parties. Circus clown up in this, motherfucker.
 



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