Let’s get back into the nitty gritty of judging movies based solely on their names and maybe their posters or commercials, if I’ve seen them. Totally valid form of film criticism.

GRAVITY

I can’t do this. I can’t. The sound Sandra Bullock makes in the commercial, her “scream,” just kills me. She did the same shit in the movie “Speed” and that’s precisely why I don’t like her. She can’t scream. The sound Sandra Bullock makes when attempting to express fear or distress is so aggravating and awful, I wash my hands of her entire body of work. Does she get sucked into the vastness of space to die alone? Good. I hope so. I can’t watch this film.

LINSANITY

The story of Jeremy Lin’s incredible ass-kicking streak was so ubiquitous last year that even non-sports fans couldn’t avoid it. This is a guy made to be the subject of a documentary feature—and hey, here’s one now!
 



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