My new pick-up line that works is “you look way better than when you were fat,” and when they ask what I am talking about, I tell them I follow them on Instagram, and have seen their #TBT. Girls hate being called fat.

They apparently also hate being asked if you can watch them fuck when they tell me they have a boyfriend. I guess I’ll find the right girl one day, who just gets it…
 



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