I am planning my sellout. I want to go mainstream. I figure, like John Mayer, that playing shitty shows for 3 people can be fun and all, but selling out arenas means being able to buy private jets…and private jets are more fun than the shitty life I live. I mean, it would allow me to jerk off in the air, instead of on the ground, and that’s just something I’ve always dreamt of doing, ever since I did it on a commercial flight two decades ago…not that you care about me. Here is Ryza Cenon selling out her soul and titties to the devils at FHM…
 



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