It’s always nice to be able to take time out of your day and sleep wherever you happen to be, but I am too paranoid of being attacked by a crazy person to kick back on a park bench and really let loose. It’s also nice to have dreams of the girl you love, even if she’s someone you’ve never met and only know through her Facebook profile or extensive IM chats that you run home to have with her when your busy day of being a virgin is over and your lame social life leaves with you nothing better to do.

I am all about the dream, because sometimes reality is pretty fucking shitty and without dreams of a better tomorrow, you might as well just kill yourself. So what I am getting at is that even if you are a virgin and can’t get laid, you probably don’t realize it yet…until now.
 



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