I don’t know why I suddenly have a boner for Taylor Swift. I think it’s just because I like sluts, whether they are girls pulling out their tits in the club…or showing me the sandwich in their panties at the deli…or even when they are going home with strangers to suck their dick while their boyfriends are away. Sluts just excite me.

I guess it’s partially because with regular girls not being able to control their basic animalistic need to get knocked up…since a girl who can’t control her urges to get a dick inside her is usually a lot of fun to hang out with.

And partially because I like seeing reality, instead of these Taylor Swift wholesome acts that you know behind closed doors involve licking asshole while jerking dudes off…that we’ll never hear or find out about, because she only lets the public know about the multiple boyfriends she has sex with more than once…and there’s already been a lot of those.

You see, I know girls who bang a different dude everyday, some who bang a different dude every month, and people call them sluts…while Taylor Swift pretends they are her boyfriend to be more media-friendly, but still gets at least 12 cocks a year.

Meaning the truth behind this picture tell me a story I can masturbate to…coupled with the fact that she’s not fat and that she is rich and famous…and that makes her porn to me.
 



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