10. GUIDETTE LOVE DOLL

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If this is supposed to be Snooki, then God help us all.

9. KOCHI

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This is mildly terrifying.

8. DUZZY DUCK

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This is a duck with a vagina. Enough said.

7. TAKE-HOME TIGER

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This may be worth owning for the jokes on the box.

6. LADY GAG GAG 

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Gag GaGa. Now that’s comedy.

5. G.I.L.F.

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Ugh.

4. FAT-ASS

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So it’s like a tarp?

3. MIDGET MAN

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Midget Man. Because who knows why.

2. BAREBACK MOUNT HIM

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Bareback Mount Him. Witty.

1. LITTLE “HO” PEEP & HER SHEEP

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It’s Little Bo Beep and some sheep, because you’re just that awful.

 



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