Bite me! Such a sardonic retort actually becomes a legit request when regarding one of the oldest film characters: the vampire seductress. As such, we've cast a mighty wide net to try and filter seven of the hottest female vamps to hit the big screen over the years. 

7. AALIYAH, QUEEN OF THE DAMNED

Aaliyah, before dying in a plane crash, played the smoldering vampire queen in the 2002 flick “Queen of The Damned.” Still, her legacy will live on through, ironically, an immortal character she portrayed. And never looked better in so doing!

6. SUSAN SARANDON, THE HUNGER

Susan Sarandon is not only one of my favorite actresses, but like fine wine, she's one of the few in Hollywood who has gotten tastier with age. David Bowie tasted her blood 30 years ago in “The Hunger,” an art-house attempt at vampiric eroticism. 

5. JERI RYAN, DRACULA 2000

Jeri Ryan is one of those B-movie actresses with a look to die for, a combo never exemplified better than in the film “Dracula 2000.” Ryan plays a flesh-starved vixen of the undead, and never appeared finer doing so. 

4. ASHLEY GREENE, TWILIGHT

As far as I can tell, the only redeeming quality in any of those stupefying Twilight pictures is the lovely Ashley Greene. Why she wasn't cast as Bella instead of that stolid Kristen Stewart will always be a mystery to me. Then again, so will the entire franchise.

3. ALYSSA MILANO, EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE

The very first pornographic image I downloaded from the net was a topless shot of Alyssa Milano. Shit took half a day but was well worth it. Always a favorite, I’d be hard-pressed to leave out Ms. Milano as a long-fanged nubile in the otherwise unwatchable “Embrace of The Vampire.” 

2. SALMA HAYEK, FROM DUSK TILL DAWN

Santanico Pandemonium! Mexican bombshell Salma Hayek dishes one of the all time sexiest table dances in the history of cinema. Ever the seductress, she leaves her prey utterly vulnerable before quickly morphing into a bloodsucking fiend and ravaging the entire barroom. 

1. KATE BECKINSALE, UNDERWORLD

Come on now…the skintight black leather, the perfect porcelain complexion, the brute force, that ass…Kate Beckinsale, easily one of the most beautiful people on the globe, to me ranks as the ultimate cinematic vampiress. Why? Well, aside from the lusty sex appeal, she’s not only played the character of Selene in multiple flicks, she’s gotten sexier and more badass with each progressing entry. 
 



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