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Virtual Reality is one of those technologies that came out strong and got everyone excited, but never really panned out. We saw it used in movies to fight evil programs and have computer sex. It has been used by the military to train soldiers for decades. Thirty years later, however, I’m still playing videogames and masturbating in 2D using a monitor. Thanks for nothing, technology.

Thanks to a company called Oculus VR, some of those promises are about to become a reality. The company is currently working on Oculus Rift, a head mounted virtual reality display that has been in the hands of developers for a few months. A number of videogame companies have endorsed the product and promised to support it. However, as of right now there is only one thing anyone cares about: 3D Interactive Virtual Reality Porn.

We’ve seen promising interactive porn technologies in the past. I personally had the pleasure of using the VStroker system which lets you interact with porn using a motion sensor strapped to the end of a Fleshlight. I laughed, I cried, and I set some personal masturbatory records.

If you coupled this with a virtual reality system like the Oculus Rift, you would have the makings of one hell of a good evening. Somebody already figured this out and made a fake Oculus Rift commercial that depicts exactly what I plan on doing with it.

 



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