Women put a lot of effort into their hair, usually. If you weren’t sure what guys think of those hairstyles and the lady under them, this ought to help.

MOM HAIR

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You bake low fat treats
You talk through movies
You are a hen


DREADLOCKS

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You have something stuck in your hair
A lot of something is stuck in your hair
Oh wow, that’s on purpose
You need a shower


FUN COLORS!

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You’re not gay but you will kiss a girl
You have a book of your own poetry
You use the word “chick” when you describe yourself

BOY HAIR

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You play volleyball
You liked “The Expendables”
You can beat me up


BALD

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You’re as mad as a hatter
You’re unwell
You bite
You used to be a dude
You need the attention

MAGAZINE HAIR

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You’re like famous or something
You spend a lot of time in the bathroom
You expect me to notice your hair
You will not go out in the rain

THE BOWL

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You cry in the shower
You listen to European bands that make Nickelback tolerable
You paint
God how you paint


 



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