LET'S MAKE A DEAL
I need people to advertise on THENERDYPERV.COM. So if you know anyone who advertises on the Internet, you need to convince the bitch to advertise here. I am tired of being broke. Sure begging is shitty, but better when done online than in a bus station or on the street corner in the cold, if you know what I mean.
I also need a solid blowjob from a teenage girl with a tight ass and perky tits. More importantly, I need to put an end to poverty…with my dick.