Some annoying homeless chick who I assume isn’t homeless but just randomly screams at people when you walk by her asking for change asked me for change and I said something like “do you have any skills that would make me want to give you money?” I was thinking she’d do a song or dance. She said she was good at sucking dick…so she did…suck my dick…and I only gave her 20 pesos…now I must wash.

I may also need to find a girl with more teeth to redeem that low point in my day, that really wasn’t all that low, considering I suck at life and the day as a whole sucked more than she sucked…if you know what I mean.

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