I have been laughing at Ashley Tisdale for a long time, because she is a lie. She also has a really creepy fan base that I love pissing off because they take her seriously…a fan base that I assume are creepy old dudes, probably broke and unemployed who are either pedophiles into the Disney Channel, or dads who were forced into watching the Disney Channel and realized that young pussy is better than their shitty wife.

But back to the lie, the lie is that she was marketed as being hot…when she wasn’t, even after the plastic surgery she seems to keep on getting…because her nose is doing the Michael Jackson.

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