Britney Spears decided to walk around in a bikini and it wasn’t as disgusting or amazing as it could have been. I mean, seeing fetus head, Cheetos, and a bottle of Mountain Dew sticking out of her cunt like it was old times would have been a lot more fun.

I mean sure, she’s not offensively fat—she’s actually kind of fit and thick, in a “fertile bitch I want to fuck like I was K-Fed and not just because it comes with a retirement plan” kind of way…but in a “she’s got good fucking booty to stick it in her pooper, even if said pooper smells like fast food”…no wait…especially since said pooper smells like fast food.

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