Halloween, it’s all about sex and candy. And death, of course. Which brings us to the Lindner sexy coffin calendar, the perfect Halloween gift for your pervy neighborhood goth. 

The Polish coffin maker has been trying to breath new life in the death business for the last few years by releasing a calendar featuring a bevy of naked ladies posing against coffins. I don’t know if this strategy has upped the sales, but it has gotten Lindner some attention.

Not all of it good attention. A lot of Catholics in Poland aren’t too happy with the marketing campaign because it blurs the lines between sex and death, which is exactly how I like it. To each their own, I guess.

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