The highlight of the day was sexting my dentist. They texted me my appointment. I texted them dick pics asking for nudes…it’s my thing. I also learned that strippers love the Apple store and more importantly wear skimpy clothes when they go there. I also realized that Starbucks cups with people’s names written on them is really helpful to my creeping on girls…you know, when pretending we know each other and I can drop their name, pretending I haven’t seen them for years…but the real highlight of the day was the homeless guy screaming “I am not a whore monger and I don’t do bad drugs.” He was awesome and so are these Chiaki Morita nude pics.

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