Courtney Stodden is a magical creature who makes a mockery of Hollywood and entertainment industry…and more importantly, she makes a mockery of the media and tabloid industry…because despite having never done anything but marry a D-lister, she’s got people talking about her like she matters. She’s even booking events where she is in a bikini for PETA…rocking her animal-friendly, clown-like, circus performance-caliber, novelty-sized tits…pretty much in line with the rest of her brand…from being a child bride who looked like a washed-up hooker at 16, to this nonsense. I’m just ready to get on with it and have the sex tape released…because she’s built herself to look like a pornstar, so she might as well do fucking porn. I guess she’s waiting for people to stop caring. I’m surprised they haven’t already.