Emily Ratajkowski is famous now. She’s booking all kind of jobs, from modeling to spokesperson shit and acting…shit’s gone out of control and all because she got naked and showed off her rocking natural-looking tits, a lot, in a strategic way, working with the right magazines, the right photographer, fucking with the right famous dudes in Hollywood, and that landed her tits on the right music video, that went so fucking viral, that she’s become a household name.

I’ve been supporting this girl for a long time, almost since the beginning and I’ve even written her at least one love song…and by “love song” I mean “tried to masturbate to her a couple times.”

But really her legacy, isn’t great tits, it’s telling girls everywhere to show their fucking tits and dreams will come true, if done proper. So do it proper.

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