This clip confirms that “Cops” is the greatest show EVER! It’s a couple of years old, but it’s perfect for a slow Friday like today. It features Stephen, a pockmark-faced tranny getting busted by the fuzz. He totally has a “Britney Spears” accent and I want to slap the meth off his face. That being said, he’s one hot bitch.

If you haven’t seen the sole reason why motion picture recording devices were invented, please watch this video in its entirety and memorize every one of Stephen’s lines. There will be a quiz in the morning.

P.S. That cop and Stephanie are truly the Laurel & Hardy of this and every generation. SHUT UHHHHHHHHHP!

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