Vivid Videos is releasing a movie that may make virgin losers everywhere explode—it is “Wonder Woman XXX,” like the comic book you used to masturbate to, only the porn version, so that instead of imagining the superhero on your dick while reading the comic or watching the reruns, you can see it in action.

The interesting thing in all this is that the costume looks pretty top notch, unlike porn of the past that would involve some stripper dress and duct tape that was ripped off the second they got into the motel room. It’s almost like porn’s gone Hollywood.

I am into that merge.

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