I love Korean scientists. I just imagine all of them sitting in a room after they finished their last research project and don’t know what they’re going to do next. Then the lead guy gets up and the following conversation takes place.

LEAD SCIENTIST: Alright, we need a new project. We can either try and do some cancer research or clean air stuff…


LEAD SCIENTIST: Okay, Okay, I feel you Ning Jin, I feel you. Well, that’s unfortunate you feel that way because the only other idea I had was…MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN’ CATS GLOW IN THE DARK BAAABYYYY, YEEAAAH!!!

(cheers, elaborate high fives)

I for one applaud them. How many goddamn times have you tripped over your cat in the middle of the night? Six. I’ve done it six times.

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