Alright, I can roll with some of the competitions I saw on here, like the lifting stuff with your teeth, and the 100-meter sprint for 90-year-olds and above. Those at least have concepts I can grasp. But someone please explain to me, what the hell was going on in that event where the guy in the yellow shirt was suspended in mid-air by a rope while holding on to a bottle placed on a wooden plank? Or is it like figure skating, where it’s all about style and power? If so, is there a tough Russian judge who always gives people a 2.75? I need answers people, and I’m lazy. Someone look this up for me.