Irina Shayk inspires me to get my fitness game on, unfortunately, every time I go to the gym, the girls who look like Irina Shayk are in hiding, and the girls who look like Jessica Soho or some other obese disgusting pile of shit…covered in sweat, dying for a donut or an ice cream…you know, she’s going to get after the work-out, because she’s earned it…you know, disgusting fat chick shit…so I’ll just stare at Shayk’s Intagram instead, it’s less work this way.

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