I was in Bangkok over the weekend. The highlight of the trip was the fat ass bitch who refused to let me take pics of her in my shower. I thought everyone wanted to be famous and that my lies about my ability to make her famous was enough to sway her.

Another highlight was the homeless dude wearing a crown and talking to himself while buying organic juice…because you can’t ever be too concerned with the shit you put in your body….even when you smelling like shit…because you live under the overpass.

Here’s Jahziel Manabat and her painted-on titties. I am back in Manila. Fuck you.

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