Jenna Jonathan is on some MTV UK show called “The Valleys,” that I assume is their version of “Jersey Shore,” and this bitch is the UK version of Snooki, only unlike Snooki who wanted to be a professional pasta-eating pig to fit in with the real Italians, this one wants to be a Glamour Model.

Her fake tits were inspired by her idol Katie Price. They claim she’s got a law degree…and luckily for her, it is all paying off. I mean, if you’re a broken, male attention-seeking slut who had a fucked-up childhood because daddy either touched you too much or too little, you might as well be getting in magazines, rather than strip clubs or other more dangerous places. This here is far more glamorous!

Lucky for her, guys have no standards, see tits and get excited. Tits are all it takes for them. I have Facebook and I see what kinds of gremlins some of you fuck. They make this Jenna Jonathan, who finally made her dreams come true and all it took was getting topless, look like a fucking goddess.

It’s depressing but we have to love these basic girls with basic dreams doing basic things when those things are topless. 

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