40-year-old Kate Moss is now the body for some tanning products…but instead of really bringing the Kate Moss I like to see…you know, all naked for the paparazzi like she doesn’t give a fuck, because she doesn’t give a fuck…since being exposed is kinda what made her and is all part of her rock star attitude…but she did this staged nudity shit that is blocking out the bits that matter, like her really long nipples and thick bush, that even for a 40-year-old is still better than nothing…but maybe I’m just biased because I think Kate Moss and her dirty, well-traveled vagina were sent here from heaven to make the world a better place…filled with shared drug needles, unprotected groupie sex, unshowered and homosexual penis shrapnel…which is far more disgusting than it looks in tanning product pictures.

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