Kate Upton has figured out another way to not look like she’s pushing 180 pounds….

I am not talking “wearing black because it is slimming” or “wearing loose fitting tailored dresses that cover up her problem spots” or “stretching her average at best face at the right angle so that her double chin stretches out” or even the fact that she’s wearing massive fucking heels and facing the wall at an angle so no one sees her belly.

I am talking “posing with a massive picture of herself” because with this optical illusion, it’s hard to figure out how big she really is.

She’s always one step ahead…mastering the art of deception while making millions…tricking people into thinking she’s in high demand…insane.

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