I guess all those years with Tom Cruise listening to his tortured lectures on why copulation between a man and woman was not meant to take place in this Fourth Galactic Cycle took its toll on Katie Holmes. Just look at those troubled tummy lines. Gandalf’s brow is less furrowed. 

On the one hand, I can admire Katie for her stand against plastic surgery of any kind. On the other hand, I’d like to buy her a “My Last Husband Was So Fucking Gay” t-shirt to cover up with at the pool. If the little kids see that, they’ll never want to propagate.

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