Given that her mom put her on the pill at 13 on television, and rich Saudi princes pay a premium for taboo scenes, I’m going to guess that Kendall Jenner became an official woman well before her eighteenth birthday a couple weeks ago. But today being her first boob-revealing photo, she’s now entered the grown-up commercial world of her mom and older sisters, as foretold by the ancient Armenian scrolls. 

At times I feel bad for the fact that Kendall dropped out of school and is being raised in a family of money and fame-obsessed whores. But finally seeing her tits has washed all those needless misgivings away. This is like Arthur pulling Excalibur from the stone. This is her destiny.

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