I’m not sure when the International Seamstress Awards are, but somebody needs to win the Golden Singer for figuring out how to pack Kim Kardashian’s ass into this skirt without splitting it asunder. It’s like watching a cat wiggle through an impossibly tiny hole, if that cat had an enormous fat ass filled with Kanye sperm. I’m not sure what Kim was thinking bringing out her Level 5 Kaiju in public, but I suppose it was something along the lines of “I want attention, I have no talent…hey, I know what I can do.”

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