I guess it makes sense that she’d be in a one-piece, with being 90-years-old and all.

I respect that unlike other 90-year-old bitches who have an even worse body than Kylie the cancer survivor, she’s in the one-piece…rather than half-naked in a bikini…not that I mind anyone in a bikini, I just think at a certain age, the classy thing to do is never even think about putting one on.

I get it…old bitches like competing with young bitches, usually their daughters, to feel like they still got it…but there’s really no contest, and even if they are fit, they always come in second…so deal with the awkward tan lines, take the high road, and remember your bikini days are behind you…and now all you have to look forward to is death.

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