I discovered a new fetish last night: masturbating on FaceTime with girls you trick to get on FaceTime without them knowing you’re masturbating.

It’s a challenge to make it look like your hand isn’t stroking your cock. Moreover, it is a challenge to keep a straight face and not make those horrible yelping sounds you normally make when masturbating. I tried it on five girls and sure they all busted me. I’m not an expert at this shit yet, I just know I like it.

Thank you technology…and thank you Erica Arlante for these amazing bikini pics.

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