While I can’t name a song that Mariah Carey has ever recorded in her career, I do have a pretty great idea of why she’s remained relevant and successful after all these years. The woman who married Nick Cannon is currently celebrating the holidays with her family in Aspen, and she took some time out to post some photos of her in a bikini on Instagram, because there’s really no better way to tell your fans that you appreciate them than by showing them your giant breasts. Some people like baking cookies, Mariah likes showing off her 44-year old tits. Either way, they’re the gifts that keep on giving.

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